Every year the Gazette releases a sex survey to find out what’s really happening in student bedrooms. Here we present some of the highlights and statistics from more than 400 responses.

36% of respondents are male

60% of respondents are female

7% of respondents are 18 or under

25% are 19

27% are 20

16% are 21

9% are 22

14% are 23 or over

2% blank

12% of respondents are not sexually active

24% of LGBT respondents are out

13% of respondents lost their virginity between 13 to 15 years of age

50% between 16 to 18

18% between 19 to 21

2 % between 22 to 25

14% still waiting

40% of respondents have had 2 to 5 sexual partners

15% have had 6 to 10

8% have had 11 to 25

3% have had 26 to 40

2% of respondents have had sex with a professor

16% have had sex with a soph

51% of respondents have faked an orgasm

26% of respondents have partaken in first-year floorcest

56% of respondents enjoy talking during sex

6% of respondents have said the wrong name during sex

36% of respondents like to cuddle up immediately after sex

26% like to clean up

8% like to sleep

12% of respondents have said “I love you” for sex

45% of respondents masturbate 1 to 3 times per week

18% of respondents have caught a roommate having sex

12% of respondents have had a threesome

4% of respondents have paid for sex

32% of respondents have role played during sex

63% of respondents have been involved in a friends with benefits relationship

19% of respondents have made a video with their partner

23% of respondents’ favourite position is doggy style

19% missionary

10% girl on top

4% reverse cowgirl

Notable Long Answer Responses

What is the strangest/dirtiest thing you or your partner have said during sex?

Wait, stop … don’t you have a cello lesson on Thursday?, Is it in yet? Giv’er, I can’t believe I taught you when you were 15, Skadoosh! If you don’t warn me when you’re going to cum, I’ll bite off your dick off, my boyfriend is going to be pissed

The Gazette’s favourite answer…

Once my ex-boyfriend shouted out “Glencoe! That’s where the tournament was!” right in the thick of things. He was referring to a hockey tournament I’d asked him about two hours earlier…,

In what public places have you had sex?

Saugeen study room, movie theatre, library, SSC 2028, The Tasting Room, UCC, Barking Frog, post office, back room at Harvey’s after hours — BF used to work there, On the tank in Victoria Park , Italian airport, Masonville Zellers, Canada’s Wonderland bathroom, moving truck, Gazette office, tractor, between Med and Syd, third floor boardroom-style classroom in University College — on top of the table and walked out to a class waiting to enter — Ooops…, bowling alley, Storybook Gardens, Poacher’s Arms, roof of Thompson arena, fume hood on campus, jail cell at the London Courthouse.

The Gazette’s favourite answer…

Got a handjob in classics 1000 lecture in NS7 in first year while watching a movie on Pompei

What’s your strangest fetish?

Light bondage and tickling, feet being dominated in various ways, walking my girlfriend on a leash, ears, massive harems of women, doing it while I’m trying on a new dress at a department store, shaving off body hair, pregnant women, burberry scarves, popping pimples, strip search, watching guys pee, Abercrombie’s “Fierce”, Photo shopping my own porn, badminton.

We’re not going to touch any of these…

Greatest lengths gone for sex?

Ran home (sprinted, actually) from the bars at one in the morning, made dinner, drove two hours for a quickie, faked my age, pretended I had to walk home alone and was scared so I needed someone to walk with me, sat through a terrible amateur production of The Wizard of Oz, I once covered my entire body in Jello, kept a girlfriend I didn’t like for an extra year, buying a cell phone and growing a beard, ruining years of friendship.

The Gazette’s favourite answer…

Bought her a hot dog outside of soph formal

What’s the strangest object you’ve used to masturbate with?

Hair band around testicles, shower head, Kinder Surprise egg, pen, highlighter, the (cylindrical) handle of a hairbrush, once I shoved a test tube up my ass, popsicle in a condom, a marker, ice cream scoop, Xbox controller, whisk, inhaler, a pair of panties (stolen) from a close friend, fish tank air pump, electric toothbrush

The Gazette’s favourite answer…

One time I came into a Frosty cup from Wendy’s while watching Baby Blue 2 on CityTV when I was like 16. Does that count?,

Favourite role playing situation?

I’m the king, breaking and entering, pirates, Princess Lea in a gold bikini, vampire/prey, she’s a cowgirl and I’m a wanted cowboy, the only one I’ve done was as a convenience store owner and his customer, I’m cookie monster and they are big bird, student- teacher, whorecraft (World of Warcraft role play), Batman and Catwoman, princess and stable Boy, the “hit me” scene from Blue Velvet, getting her to call me Tiger, Pretending to be a Hispanic labourer pounding a rich tourist. , Mario Brothers, tennis instructor and student, Snooki and Pauly D from Jersey Shore, Boy Scouts.

The Gazette’s favourite answer…

Mary and Joseph